What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 03:37
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
True - how I loved my mum!
What! how could you do that?
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
Do you know what she said mum?
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
Which city should one visit between Nice and Cannes? Why?
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
What is the scariest thing that ever happened in your life?
What do you mean son?
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
What are some hard rock or heavy metal bands that are overrated?
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”